Wednesday, October 14, 2009

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Peroni Team vs Electro Cagno 4-4

The black dot is the fibula, and it shows. In the summit clash against Electro Cagno (the name should be exact, God permitting), with the first yellow-birrosi a full score, the team breeder Toni Palese nearly the bang and you see reach the 4-4 final at the last second, because a free throw to put it mildly invented. The referee in fact, the first exit at the San Salvatore Stadium and maybe in his life, mischievous football, and soccer calciotto, has virtually lost the match to hand the first minute of the first half. A disaster. Indeed, a man so that someone saddled with a whistle that, though small in size, weighed as a burden for all his wicked game. Errors errors for one and the other team, who finished inevitably affect the final result. At the last minute of injury time in fact, according to many already expired long ago, Jesus Gal'n collects the revival of the defense peroniana and goes down, just past the midfield, remedying a kick on the shin (the pictures above speak for themselves). The tree and whistles, run over by a sinister north, bends his arm against a team of Peroni. Free throw at the last minute and the final network 4 to 4, in a game that saw the left-Boy in the President stay one step ahead. 2-1 at half time 3-1 to start the second, 3-3 and 4-3 just minutes from time. Sin (co'ddio).
bad for a performance of great sacrifice on the part of all elements, even the falling Lopresti, who, helped (and hurt) from Cyrano Morese, has worn the clothes (tight) to center-mark, instead of the irreplaceable Daniel Magnesia. The team did however respond to the great invasion of the evil tongue, all oriented to deny the excellent start to the season of yellow-birrosi. Without Magnesia, Italo-Argentine Daniel Tucci (who may never return) and Nicola Kogiun, the fibula has done his part, focusing on everything and restarts on its defense, now one of the best in the league. He made his game, causing her well, putting the rear of Jesus revived and Loprieno, and launching its external and Marco Calf, real strikers added a team and working hard. It is no coincidence that the first two signatures bear the signature of Mark, with a shot from outside the area after an exchange, and excellent Darius sally in the one of his offensive game in net with a touch of darting striker sailed. In the second half, is to bring Jesus Gal'na + 2 the advantage, thanks to a goalkeeper who has riveted the scandal at the opposing team, believes the failure of the number ten (written on the hand) of Peroni. Since then the tree has lost the plot, doth free throws, fouls and questionable remittances in favor of fantasy. A marriage, in this case. The 3 to 3, caused by a lack of a defensive rebound and luck, the Peroni Tim might also have to lose the game if it were not for some great action of a number Beppone rat (not only number one shirt). Instead, a few minutes from the end, Mr. Palese's team has found the clarity of the earned benefit, with a precise shot to round up vertical Gal'n Jesus of Mark. Then, we thought even the fragrant tree to put things in place, despite the protests of desperation and guiallo-birrosi. Too bad, but the honor on the Peroni, now a real team, able to fight until the end without important parts. The hangover of the peak continues.

NOTES At the end of the race, despite the lack of victory, the Peronist are pleased with the performance. All except one: Calf. Guidoucc 'is around the dressing room fingering his pants and arousing the suspicions of fellow homophobic. Shakes his head, he gets angry, he looks around, searching the ground, outside the locker room, in the clothing left in the bag. In the end, reveals the mystery: "I think I fell ... something in the field." The team understands the song and, finally realizing the confusion del'arbitro throughout the game. The smile on the face of the calf to return without a shower, after a fortuitous discovery. Needless to say, the same smile will spread throughout the after game, in front of the Sommelier.
note was the birthday of Loprieno, 27 or perhaps 34 well-fed springs. He celebrated with a generous provision, in a camp by evoking the best striker Mark Hateley buoy (Topos remember). In a few years will be ready for the quartering, in a luxurious country embers.
Not bad not even the usual Tonino, in the guise of Mr. Palese, when before the game, alongside the catechists of San Salvatore Stadium (which despite the swearing during games is always a church), was lavish in finding her attacker Jesus Gal 'n for the usual recognition, called for nickname and screaming rants against him, forget that Jesus Christ which he gave the "bastard lost" could also evoke the famous Nazarene, the real one. Curve under-nourished, with Dolores exempt from the photos but still suffering Saveriucc supporter armed with beer, but never in the water, Joseph the Red debut peroniani in the stands. Sbucherà also a jumping Valentina Rizzitelli, relegated out of the safety net because it visibly soft.


( in the photo above, the mother of the arbitrator )

THE PASTEFROLLE


Topos Beppone bar. Hamlets on the rump with 4 shows the complacency of the great goalies of the past, those with a number behind (or perhaps with the twelve). Stuff to disturb the angry N'Kono, the unhealthy Pumpido, the excellent and blowhard Pfaff or Zubizzarreta Semp-doubt. He's right though, because will play a great game. Innocent on all the opponents goal, the three of a deviation angle in a pair of opposing razor, with flashes of deer. Mirabile open hand on a shot that has seen it coming when she was almost in the door. Accurate also raises, is now a star of Tim Peroni. V: 7.5, "Café Sport".
Calf. He does not play like the last race but is still a good game. It is just as offensive and defensive than usual. From its parts is difficult to jump in face to face. In the second half losing ground, perhaps relieved from his magic amulet that will discover that he has lost only in the locker room. Rat at a time of confusion, shouts: "Guido, you can play! Do you play. " And, in fact, he recovered quickly, chasing the ghosts of the ever ready Morese. Rating: 6.5; "herbivore."
Dario . It is the last man defense, but also the first to suffer when it comes. Sbaraglia off unceremoniously balloons, more subtle and close properly, in the one step forward, achieved a goal. With rat behind is now feeling perfectly: if there is ever a case without the other. He ran one of the best defenders in the tournament. Rating: 7, "Carnivore."
Marco . It is as nervous as determined to win. Play a great game, lending a hand forward and proposing in the median. It must be tough on opponents and soft balls in the set. Invite your friends do not compliment (the first time I'll scream, "Do not you care about what the referee says ... come in! Come in!"). Better forward and back, as he admits, given the large fireball from outside the box that opened the scoring and two assists, one for the other to Jesus Dario Gal'n. V: 7.5, "Dunga".
Tonino Cyrano Morese . Remember the crazy-ball that came out of the chips and threw it against the wall and splashed throughout the house that the sight of children? Here, precisely. Celebrate his faults side, try to boycott the match 3-1 on clashing (Intentionally) with his teammates and being found in the trajectories of each raise, but the opponents striker added. However, it is more generous than usual and maybe I will replace with "brains." Rated: 6, "picturesque."
Gal'n Jesus Crist. Although still out of breath, compared with the other party and not another player, but another man. You sacrifice a lot. As long as you have legs to take the ball, taking advantage of the good inspiration of the day that makes him lose a few balls. Brings the team, but missed two clear chances in the second half, coming in front of goal with almost the hump behind the shoulders. Scored two goals, doubt a second opponent, after a duet with Calf and released to the network, by force, an uncertain rejected the goalkeeper. Another well made, depositing the ball inside right of illusion. The shape of the road is long, but at least he has embarked. Rating: 6.5; "Lazzareno" (a mix between Nazareth and Lazarus).
Loprieno Porceddu . It's his birthday gift and they do play a bit. Floats for most of the game, moving enough to be admitted, and doing his homework, without overdoing it or groped useless tricks. He knows he is special and slyly noted disappears when appropriate. Infuses his generous provision in a role that is not his. Crucial then, in a defensive retreat towards the end of the game when an opponent will advance to the defense discovery. Somebody scream to the miracle. Rating: 6.5 "sneaking" (means vote for her birthday)

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