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ROSICONA ANALYSIS WITH SHORT POST-GAME START AND PRE-PROPHETIC After ten minutes of the game, the picture in front of fans and players is one that does not bode well. The Peroni Tim is perched in their own half, half under siege forts Country Cousins, who bomb the yellow door birrosa from any position. In its defense, a clumsy but effective jibes Antonios Nasopolidis, debut this season. Outside the safety net, the rat owner is struggling with hemoptysis Christian, who sees the stigmatic nose, dirtying handkerchief with the ice which has given her hope of return. Fragile capillaries, some may say. Porcamadonna, whispers someone else. Yes, because the most serious thing is that the fibula is 5 against 6, because the bottled Loprienovic, which for the first time in his football life pseudo Beppe Signori is expected as the final of U.S. 94. The former Rossoneri hero will never play that game, but our hero, reaching in vain, at the exact moment in which the stoic rat decides to take over the equally stoic (must be said) Nasopolidis, virgin goals conceded for whatever patron saint of the bolts. But now, the omelette is in the pan. And if you believe in omens that chance or fate reserves for atheists and Christians, one can not expect a memorable defeat. The Peroni goes below that you can not, with the game, with nervousness, with the defense, with the attack. It is, at the beginning of the second half, with liabilities of three goals to zero. Deservedly so. React, turning suddenly to a goal margin, 2-3 within five minutes of relaxation of the opponents and the work of a fatal blow to Kogiun Nicola, back in goal after his return, and with a beautiful free-kick to the calf. But it will not last long, because the enemy will go back to more than three in a short time, then close the match at 6-3. At the end of the race, in a locker room with fire and not just for the smell, the coach Antonio Palese makes good face, but he knows he risks his bench. Two losses that are not seen for some time. And the team has proved itself to be equal of expectations that, in truth, should never have been created. Guilt of dreams, one might say, explaining the technical and tactical tilt in terms of false ambitions and hopes of magnitude larger than the bad players too Peronist. Who knows. A certain cause of defeat, it must be acknowledged, is to be found in the absence of Darius. Without him, not only the defense but the whole team loses the strength and determination that, on other occasions, has demonstrated. In any case, there needs to a bath of humility. Maybe humility and beer together, though. As long as you come back a smile, even losing games.

NOTES Yet another accident happened to Toni Cyrano Morese, having succeeded to Antonios Nasopolidis as indicated by the farmer at the suggestion of President Antonio Palese boy. He hurt himself, of course. Who could have wanted and mowing (aside Loprieno)? See the desperation of the janitor Tonino Semicolon, ready to make his public reappearance. Of note is the bickering between the end of the race following players Peronist, occurred in the locker room: Jesus vs Gal'n Loprienovic and Marco vs Calf. Reasons? Two identical for all four: nervousness (some more than others) and cessaggine (constant and equal for all). Unfortunately, it is not degenerate, and no one has gone to strengthen the team with its own appropriate departure. Too bad.

( In the photo above, the rookie does gonzo Nasopolidis between the posts - photos suamadre )

LE chubby All four. Rather than political, a religious vow. The only exception Goalkeepers: Antonios

Nasopolidis. not taken goals. Only one of three goalies in camp, including the opponent. Para feet, like the mythical Garella, and the nose, as no one else has ever done. Yet, falling, stuffed with synthetic rubbers of San Salvatore Pino Stadium, limping between goal lines and poles, you save. Ass? Of course. But even a good dose of luck. Not to mention that bit help from the Lady Luck. V: 6,5, "meritocratic"
Topos. He does what he can and what can not do it well, but the shots are so many and at some point too, must be admitted, it breaks my dick. In any case, we deny it to him but not enough to create a little competition, will take less than half the vote in his second goalkeeper Nasopolidis. Offensive? Maybe. V: 6; "sacrificial."

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Peroni topping 0-3

POST-DEFEAT has arrived. After four wins and a draw suffered at the last second shot free questions (so after almost five wins), the defeat finally came. Three children's meals, two at halftime and the second, close to playing games that instill the Peroni deserved to lose. Result too round, for sure. With some unfortunate episode, though. But defeat unexceptionable, for a bunch of drunks and dogs (and let's nasty lady!) That ultimately would never have dreamed of playing the first place to sixth in the league against a team much better shape and with all the requirements to be there at the top of the standings. No problem on the other hand, mind you. But all people running and this, for the Peroni, is just too much. In the locker room moody feel, but it is mentioned almost as a duty, just because it was there, in the palm of your nose (not Tonino) enterprise. You are critical to the attacker Gal'n Jesus, guilty of being "attacked" him, which should flutter on the water as the nickname would impose Christian. But we also lament the failure to build the game, with supplies arrived there ahead eyedropper and Christian, of course. Due, however, the positive note: the return of the curve below, came en masse to mock the team (by the scabies purtass'r?) El'esordio after long injury to his nose (with Tonino invidiosissimo) of Nicola Kogiun '.

Chronicle of a Death Foretold The match was decided in two minutes, maybe. Towards the end of the first half, when the fibula is (still) in a network, but still in the game, Dario sweeps a ball from the back-heel that Christ Gal'n rebounds backwards in an attempt to stop him. The ball reaches the striker intervention diabolical adversary, who just before the rat slips smoothly. Porcoddio, you say, but not all. Two minutes later, Gal'n tries to atone for the involuntary assist the opponent: it collects on the run from the left and shooting at the goalkeeper. The ball takes a strange effect on and said the Nazarene to call into the left door. The same devil that ends the first blow on the ball almost on the pole inside and, despite all the believe in, comes out. If the rebound had not been successful and the post had been more internal, the game could also have taken a different path. But it is also true that if it were Loprieno would lean left wing in the second category and Tonino, Tonino if not, it would be a Nobel prize for physics. So, forget it. Porcoddio remains a bad luck that has dogged the Peronist throughout the race. The rest, not much. A diagonal guessed in the second half by the opponents (similar to the first goal) and a proud forcing the final part of the fibula, as if to point out that although remained below the yellow-birrosi do not like to lose so easily. Better to lose a thousand difficulties.

NOTES glimpsed at the end of the game, behind the net that separates the San Salvatore Pino Stadium from the stands, good old Daniel Tucci, an Italian-Argentine whose contribution was more than helpful to straighten the game. Amused and smiling under the curve is a pleasure to behold, even if it brings a little bad luck. In addition to the hard core of supporters made Saveriucc, official photographer and graphic designer, and Beppe the Red, now vice-capoultrà surprise Capacchione make their appearance, with people in the family as a result of fringes and Ausy, and aficionado of last year : Ciucikkio, Sisina and Aunt Olga Monella. Of note during the game the tactic of confusing coach Toni Palese, which repeats several times Gal'n that Jesus had to take the first opportunity and then, when this occurs, using a moment of carelessness plunges in the match, disguised as Tonino Cyrano Morese. An interesting twist. Calf's eyes finally, do not even deserve a mention. They are now a sad habit of every race, so that hurt the sport.

( In the photo above, it beats a heart peroni)

THE Panarello
( for reasons of public order and in agreement in the locker room, it was decided to give a five political at all, except in rat. At most, to make the idea of \u200b\u200bthings, there will be a + or a - for each individual performance)

Topos. Two interventions beautiful doors wide open dell'incolpevolezza. It was not to come and perhaps even for him, would have been better: it would avoid disappointment. Fly with the tip of his finger in the second half up, despite two goals down. It is repeated after a few minutes on the ground, obstinate in keeping afloat the raft peroniana. Almost romantic. V: 7; "broken."
Marco . It kicks and rebels at the facts, again, Of Hercules too strong for him. Perishes, gradually losing lucidity and hiding in some crucial occasions. However, after the race, is the first to remind everyone that nothing is lost, now affiliated with the sect psycho-spiritual orchestrated by President Antonio boy. And to think that he would not be coming here either. V: 5 + "professional".
Dario . Its advances make them, clubs in the usual way, but it also performs some error during setup. It is very angry after the game and if you take time with your luck, now with the lack of bite of the team ... not that we really believe? In any case, the next game there will be Peroni and must demonstrate not be his employee. We'll see. V: 5, "we'll see."
Calf. Infuse, makes his game. It is being done even on, especially towards the end of the race (it's one of the last to go). Get a goal on his side, the first time. But it turns out to be one of the most lucid, confirming that life is just strange. However, the "more" and will not know why. V: 5 "prohibition".
Loprieno. Frankly, you have bigger memories of him. A sign that has not affected even where he failed. In a couple of occasions, however, on second thoughts, refuses to run, persisting in his quest for footballing philosophy to the so-called "universal position": a magical role, that according to an oracle would give it the authority to act in any part of the field without even move a toe. Search more than ever in vain. V: 5 - "Schopenhauer".
Gal'n Jesus Crist. At the end of the race, the connecting pins a rat's criticism: "You can not pull the goalie." True. It's the offensive end on which all count, but for practical reasons, is forced to start from a distance. Until then arrives, just in time to make mistakes. On two occasions, pulling on the goalkeeper in one, on the pole, it is unfortunate, in a final, sheltered, he literally sucks. However, we can not say that it was not the commitment, the travel and curses free. But it is almost as little more for him. V: 5 - "Vrachettone.
Tonino Cyrano Morese . Sgambati is a pleasure, gentlemen. When he enters on the left, he likes to play on the right. If the front, behind. On the right wing then, despite all, try to concentrate. It does not give reference points to the opponents, in fact. But even to his teammates. In any case, it's a funny guy, and as the enemy / friend Loprieno took the less, he gets a good report card, more (after all, there are personal interests too delicate below ...). V: 5 + "tactical."
Nicola Kogiun . The mere fact that it is returned after so long, is already a good mood for the team. It was not fit and you knew it. And we have to wait long, before returning to levels last part of last season. Need a good assist for the companion Gal'n that routs out. It gives him a new nose, so that one feels Tonino chain. V: 5 "welcome back"

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Peroni vs Tim Radioerre 3-2

THE PRE- the horrible parties easy opponent, tough match. That, in a nutshell (I always dreamed of writing), the synthesis of the 5 th day of the tournament to be played at San Salvatore Pino Stadium, which is unknown whether or not a name, a title tournament. Radioerre against the Peroni Tim (probably soon again "Team") sends the worst possible training in the field, lining up friends / foes Morese Cyrano and Christian Loprienovic beginning, together, slash poverty. Yet, by God, he wins. 3-2, playing a good bad game, maybe the best bad game of the season. Besides, the conditions were all there, right from the presentations in the field. In heating, Tonino Cyrano Morese and Poodle Calf appear disguised as a Bob Marley and Peter Tosh, one worse than the other. Li follows closely Lopresti, who a few hours before signing as "anonymous spy," he blown to the writer by sms "to watch, as well as the cleats, the eyes of some players." The two jokers in the entire Jamaican defense roll dancing in the grounds of the time elapsed since the last "snack", waging a battle against time that will see them soon defeated. One, in fact, the Morese on duty, while committing an admirable amount will give their best in the clearness of the steps, all primed and own all the opposing team (and it is not easy, mind you). The other, the poodle, live one hour deep depression off the right wing, too dumb to be thinking bigger than him and got by feelings of anxiety towards life, death and other universal themes. Do not pull a good air even when Jesus comes Gal'n, weak and a bad day on the grounds already in hand, waving, enclosed in a pair of shoes just buy that, according to the "quarter point" (half too) , would have compromised his feet. In addition, in a pre-match that could not be more bleak, comes the news that Mark, to family problems, would not be able to be of the race. Fortunately, the middle-outer-central Peroni will arrive on time to shout curses at his team, the team shaking and moving the game in favor of "Peronist".

CHRONICLE THE COLD After ten minutes of siege opponent confused with Jesus Gal'n accommodated on the bench from the beginning just to put the record straight now, Darius, "the joy of mothers," takes the ball from defense and trotting on opponents, and Rocambole rebound from inside the door. 1-0: "This cynical Peroni!" Beppone screams from the sidelines, never strictly involved in the first half (rat sources). In fact, it's a Peroni also a little lucky, but good at exploiting what little comes forward. The goal of Loprienovic confirms, once again deployed in the role of "center-bluff" when, after a good storyline by playing defense, tail-cutting and Jesus of Mark, he is always there ready in front of the goalkeeper and the joke with a lob right, he is left-handed (and the reader can draw conclusions about the nature itself of technical movements). In any case, 2-0. Opponents will shorten the distances, but I do not remember in what way (after all it is Sunday and it was played on Tuesday or was it Thursday?). However, the comeback did not last long because in the second half, the forty-fourth attempt (not minutes), Tonino Cyrano Morese guess the suggestion to Gal'n Jesus Christ, which trick the goalie in speed output, bird under the legs. The manual Peroni still works: the other head-on, Mr. Palese collection of the square in defense and ready to go to blows ass, without any constructive idea. A brilliant strategy game. To move the match then, we think rat and Darius, the final race. A harmless ball rains from the median, the two players Peroni stop and take doubters to consult. Dario open the manual of the "young man who" edition for athletes, and starts to wonder in the middle of the penalty if the goalkeeper may or may not shout "leave". Beppone, back, sides glasses from his pocket and connecting to an internet point tries to unravel the puzzle. Neither of them will in time because the ball bounces off the head of Darius crosses rat and ends an inch from the empty net, before being supported by the attacker's turn. In the longer they take to the referee afterwards, as had happened in previous matches, drawing attention to an age-old question by now and yet to be resolved (see the next poll). In the end however, it reported a double intervention of Topos Beppone Mouse, miraculous really, who actually delivered the victory to the almanac of the tournaments citizens. Peroni A cynical, lucky, worker. And, somehow, still winning.

NOTES Despite nice episodes that have been mentioned and the writer points out, it is appropriate to say that the note is more interesting, perhaps, a sort of conviction of its means to be part of the team, which is a source of concern for observers and football fans. In addition, it should be added that this time, unlike last game, Barbone was carrying spare underwear.

(pictured above, Bamby. - This is a silent protest by the press office in respect of the curve below, who wrongfully deserted once the stands. This behavior is justified because of the now depleted assets photographs of the game, which certainly does not regenerate itself)

THE PIADELLE
(the "six political" seemed to all the voting more fair, for a match played really subdued. In any case, it is easy to take comments from those who deserved half more votes and those who went more than luxury)

Topos. Strangely, no smell of Borghetti. And in fact, the decrease in concentration at the time of the goal of 2-3 does not come by chance. Parades not accomplished much, but it gives security to a more organized defense. In the end, however, twice at close range is an intervention for autism amarcord of football: Berti, goalkeeper of Palermo, in a remote Foggia - Palermo, 1996, series B, on a dual effort to Kolyvanov (the bird cage that only a minute 90, with a miracle). V: 6; "Almanac."
Dario . Dario less than usual, Tonino more than you think. The usual advances, the now usual goals, but also many inaccuracies. Nevertheless, the goals nonsense aside, it's irreplaceable. And not in a metaphorical sense of the word: him in the game, you can not change. V: 6; "base x height divided by two."
Marco . If he had not played, we would have lost. It is a constant complaining and ranting, maybe a true captain. It has for all, doth a repertoire ranging from the usual "call me man! Why the hell do not call me man? "Until indictments like" You're compound "," Tonino spit the gum! "," Galano cut your hair. " In any case, it is the backbone of the team. Eradicate balloons, wins all conflicts, restore, tax, and suggests as possible. V: 6, "Alexei stakhanovites.
Poodle Calf . To be or not, this is the dilemma. V: 6, "Hamlet" Cyrano
Tonino Morese . Steps apart, feet apart, nose aside, apart from roles, plays a lot of great generosity. And, sorry to admit, even decisive in terms of intensity. He runs that is a pleasure, our Nasotti Javier. More and more on the way to full recovery. V: 6, "Lopresti tremens."
Gal'n Jesus Crist. It breaks my balls more than Mark, getting nervous fellow. It should be admitted. Frustrated as a tournament player over 40. Do your best, however, there forward. Not in form, is often forced to play alone, because of playable balls (read Tonino) do not see. Score a fine goal, in speed, as in the days when really played soccer. The rest, a lot of talk and little action. V: 6; "political."
Chrisitan Loprieno Loprienovic . The goal is nice and saying it here, now, we take away from the balls. Once realizzatolo then, is affixed to the case prematurely, presenting with 40 minutes in advance the bill. He will be remembered for "veronica" on the band, and suicidal unwatchable. And an attempt to dribble in his penalty area: Neutral, as the baby role of striker that bluff, it should be admitted, it feels more and more his own. V: 7, joking: 6, "head glorious"